I feel like I've been watching Irwin Corey forever. I saw him in the 1950s, and I thought he was old then.

Every time someone says, 'You know, we really ought to get together,' if I were really honest, I would ask 'Why?'

Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, "The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex."

I'm the only talk show host, I think, if there's such a category in, what's called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

I'll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.

Radio, which was a much better medium than television will ever be, was easy and pleasant to listen to. Your mind filled automatically with images.