My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.

Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.

Chris Matthews can't start any sentence without 'Let me ask you this... ' And I love Chris Matthews! But almost everybody in journalism does it. Who's stopping you? Just say it!

Unpleasant reading on the subject of anger tells us that there's not really anything wrong with it. In limited amounts. It can even be a good thing. A pressure valve.

The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they'd word something or how they'd inflect it.

My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.

History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?