I've actually gotten so I don't associate television with entertainment very much.

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.

A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.

Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.

William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.

I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.