History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?

Lawyers work hard and, like us, they're human, many of them.

The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad's life.

If (O.J. Simpson) is acquitted, I will renounce my citizenship. And if I converse with him at a cocktail party, I will say, 'Well, there are so many people here who haven't murdered anyone. I think I'll go talk to them.' I'll also riot.

To call New York's traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.

I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples' stories.

There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing - nothing at all or in any way - be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.