Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn't possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you're stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, 'Hey, you're great! What's your name again?'

I'm not all that enthralled by show business, and I'm not that much of a highbrow.

I'm not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.

William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.

In relative youth, we assume we'll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.