Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn't possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!

Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

Meryl Streep belongs on anybody's list of greats.

It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.

All three of my parents - I also had a stepmother - were teachers, and my dad taught high school, and as he always reminded me when I was going to spend some money on something, 'Your mother and I, in the Depression, had to decide whether to spend a dime on a loaf of bread or if we could go to a movie with it.'

Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.