The United States is the most dishonest, ungodly, unspiritual nation that ever existed in the history of the planet.

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.

A friend of mine who works for naval intelligence said an aerial satellite revealed that 1.9 million attended the event in 1995. But if they would have had a rumble at the march the newspapers would have said that 75 million Afro-Americans were there.

America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs.

I am one of the funniest people on the planet.

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it.