America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs.
Dick GregoryA Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.
Dick GregoryJust being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
Dick GregoryWhen I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
Dick GregoryNow here's what I'm saying: I've always believed that every other month we hear about compromisation of bank records, I think that's the CIA and the FBI. Now let me tell you why I'm saying this. I don't believe no insignificant pip-squeak is going to be able to pull this off month after month and we can't find out what's going on.
Dick Gregory