When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.'
Dick GregoryIf they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.
Dick GregoryPeople with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.
Dick GregoryThe funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.
Dick Gregory