Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

Some kind of way, we have to say enough is enough.

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.

Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don't have the ability to be lovable.

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.

I wouldn't mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country