Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it.

Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.

Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.

Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.

I didn't realize, when I decided to be a comic, that a black person had never been allowed to stand flat-footed in America and talk to white folks. It never happened before.

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.