Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it.

Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

Wouldn't it be a helluva joke if all this were really burnt cork and you people were being tolerant for nuthin'?

America has the mightiest military on the planet, and they didn't get there with entertainers.

I don't know why America always thinks she has to run all around the world forcing people to take our way of governance at the barrel of a gun. When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.