I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet.

You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.

When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!

Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.