Now here's what I'm saying: I've always believed that every other month we hear about compromisation of bank records, I think that's the CIA and the FBI. Now let me tell you why I'm saying this. I don't believe no insignificant pip-squeak is going to be able to pull this off month after month and we can't find out what's going on.
Dick GregoryPeople with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.
Dick GregoryI buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.
Dick GregoryYou hear entertainers all the time, saying, 'If I couldn't get paid for this, I'd do it for free.' When's the last time you ever heard a business person say, 'If I couldn't get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I'd do it for free'?
Dick Gregory