Now here's what I'm saying: I've always believed that every other month we hear about compromisation of bank records, I think that's the CIA and the FBI. Now let me tell you why I'm saying this. I don't believe no insignificant pip-squeak is going to be able to pull this off month after month and we can't find out what's going on.

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.

At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Truth is the baby of the world. It never gets old.

Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.