Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom.

I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.

The only person on the planet saying derogatory things about his woman is the black man.

Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.

The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone.

Don't have a high school diploma? You're in my Cabinet. Why? For 200 years, a lot of Cabinets have existed in our government. Powerful men. Well-educated. So let's try something totally new.

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.