Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car.

There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.

If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance, because you don't have the spirit to judge someone from within, you're in trouble.

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

White folks are the luckiest people: Finally a black president and he's a behaved one. Went to the best schools, best colleges, never raises his voice. I ran for president in 1968. I tell (audiences) if I won, I would have dug up the Rose Garden and planted watermelon!

America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs.