Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car.

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.

Black folks tell their kids they have to be twice as good as a white person? Well, if I tell a child of mine that, or that they have to be careful - that this is what a cop would do if you do this - they think something is wrong with them. I tell them death is better.

The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone.

I feel that the same God-force that is the mother and father of the Pope is also the mother and father of the loneliest wino on the planet.

We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.

There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.