Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car.

When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.'

Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom.

I don't know why America always thinks she has to run all around the world forcing people to take our way of governance at the barrel of a gun. When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!

When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete's feet don't exist, there's something wrong.

Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to let them touch your eyeball without blinking, you would never collect the money. At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.