I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

I used to get letters saying, 'I didn't know black children and white children were the same.'

Black conservatives have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it up?

I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is most folk really don’t have choices.

No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.

Fear and God do not occupy the same space.

If democracy is such a good thing, let's have more of it.