To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.

Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it.

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.

Black Americans are the only people in history who are for education instead of liberation. George Washington wasn't beating up on British for the right to open a college! The line isn't "Give me education or give me death."

So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans.

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.