To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.

No being should be killed. No being should be unloved.

America is concerned more with the possibility of moon folks than the reality of hungry poor folks.

I wouldn't mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country

Race baiters and discriminators may go underground, but they never move out of town.

...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or a lion charcoal-broiling a zebra steak. Cats don't often run to the oven with a mouse or bird they've captured, and a dog wouldn't naturally prepare its rabbit dinner in a stew.