I wouldn't mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country

Civil Rights: What black folks are given in the U.S. on the installment plan, as in civil-rights bills. Not to be confused with human rights, which are the dignity, stature, humanity, respect, and freedom belonging to all people by right of their birth.

Laughter is the best way to release tensions and fears.

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.

What price would God demand from the churches for having the audacity to lighten the color of his son's skin, and straighten out his nappy hair?

When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them.

Audiences feel no hatred from me. Because I'm not bitter.