I wouldn't mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country

Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom.

It's cool to be healthy.

I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.

You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.

Luck is opportunity meeting up with preparation. So you must prepare yourself to be lucky.

When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!