That's easy, to stand in a nightclub, where most of the people that come in, they came to see you.

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.

The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home.

Luck is opportunity meeting up with preparation. So you must prepare yourself to be lucky.

The United States is the most dishonest, ungodly, unspiritual nation that ever existed in the history of the planet.

People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.