When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!

I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is most folk really don’t have choices.

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.

There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.

No being should be killed. No being should be unloved.

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

If I had to write down the most important people in the history of this planet, No.1 would be (abolitionist) John Brown. Why? Because he's a white man who said he would die for the cause, because they could take him, but they weren't going to take his grandchildren. That brother was beautiful.