When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.

Black Americans are the only people in history who are for education instead of liberation. George Washington wasn't beating up on British for the right to open a college! The line isn't "Give me education or give me death."

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.

Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.

Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.

I would have painted the White House black. I would have!