I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.

I was born and raised in St. Louis, and this little town, eight blocks away, place no one ever heard of, a black man there commands the attention of the world for months? That ain't my world.

There's a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.

Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car.

Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.

I would have painted the White House black. I would have!