I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.

Laughter is the best way to release tensions and fears.

The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home.

Fear and God do not occupy the same space.

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.

What price would God demand from the churches for having the audacity to lighten the color of his son's skin, and straighten out his nappy hair?