America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet.

When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!

America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet.

I am one of the funniest people on the planet.

Black Americans are the only people in history who are for education instead of liberation. George Washington wasn't beating up on British for the right to open a college! The line isn't "Give me education or give me death."

You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.