The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.
Dick GregoryA Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.
Dick GregoryMy belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that's never been explained.
Dick GregoryIf I had to write down the most important people in the history of this planet, No.1 would be (abolitionist) John Brown. Why? Because he's a white man who said he would die for the cause, because they could take him, but they weren't going to take his grandchildren. That brother was beautiful.
Dick Gregory