Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.

Laughter is the best way to release tensions and fears.

I didn't realize, when I decided to be a comic, that a black person had never been allowed to stand flat-footed in America and talk to white folks. It never happened before.

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

The only thing I like about St. Louis is it has the best zoo in America, in Forest Park. Washington University is next door to the zoo. Animals get out, they're going to eat white people before they get to the ghetto!

Luck is opportunity meeting up with preparation. So you must prepare yourself to be lucky.

America is concerned more with the possibility of moon folks than the reality of hungry poor folks.