Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

The world is fed by greed.

There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.

I don't know why America always thinks she has to run all around the world forcing people to take our way of governance at the barrel of a gun. When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!

In the South they don't mind how close I get, so long as I don't get too big. In the North they don't mind how big I get, so long as I don't get too close.

The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone.