In the United States, the Constitution is a health chart left by the Founding Fathers which shows whether or not the body politic is in good health. If the national body is found to be in poor health, the Founding Fathers also left a prescription for the restoration of health called the Declaration of Independence.

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.

If democracy is such a good thing, let's have more of it.

The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home.

No being should be killed. No being should be unloved.

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.