Truth is the baby of the world. It never gets old.

One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.

Because I'm a civil rights activist, I am also an animal rights activist. Animals and humans suffer and die alike. Violence causes the same pain, the same spilling of blood, the same stench of death, the same arrogant, cruel and vicious taking of life. We shouldn't be a part of it.

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.