Truth is the baby of the world. It never gets old.

Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.

Whenever the dollar is held supreme and capitalistic interests dominate, a higher value will always be placed upon property rights than upon human rights.

I used to get letters saying, 'I didn't know black children and white children were the same.'

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.