If democracy is such a good thing, let's have more of it.
The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.
Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
The world is fed by greed.
Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it.