There's a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.

Why are black folks singing Amazing Grace which is a song about a white slaver's conversion?

When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete's feet don't exist, there's something wrong.

In the South they don't mind how close I get, so long as I don't get too big. In the North they don't mind how big I get, so long as I don't get too close.

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or a lion charcoal-broiling a zebra steak. Cats don't often run to the oven with a mouse or bird they've captured, and a dog wouldn't naturally prepare its rabbit dinner in a stew.