I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.
Dick GregoryThe only person on the planet saying derogatory things about his woman is the black man.
Dick Gregory...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or a lion charcoal-broiling a zebra steak. Cats don't often run to the oven with a mouse or bird they've captured, and a dog wouldn't naturally prepare its rabbit dinner in a stew.
Dick Gregory