When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete's feet don't exist, there's something wrong.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Now here's what I'm saying: I've always believed that every other month we hear about compromisation of bank records, I think that's the CIA and the FBI. Now let me tell you why I'm saying this. I don't believe no insignificant pip-squeak is going to be able to pull this off month after month and we can't find out what's going on.

Life isn't a race. It's a relay.

So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans.

The only thing I like about St. Louis is it has the best zoo in America, in Forest Park. Washington University is next door to the zoo. Animals get out, they're going to eat white people before they get to the ghetto!

The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.