Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.

Why are black folks singing Amazing Grace which is a song about a white slaver's conversion?

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

I chose to be an agitator. And there's one interesting thing about being an agitator - and I tell people - the next time you put your underwear in the washing machine, take the agitator out, and all you're going to end up with is some dirty, wet drawers.

Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.

Some kind of way, we have to say enough is enough.

A friend of mine who works for naval intelligence said an aerial satellite revealed that 1.9 million attended the event in 1995. But if they would have had a rumble at the march the newspapers would have said that 75 million Afro-Americans were there.