I chose to be an agitator. And there's one interesting thing about being an agitator - and I tell people - the next time you put your underwear in the washing machine, take the agitator out, and all you're going to end up with is some dirty, wet drawers.

I was born and raised in St. Louis, and this little town, eight blocks away, place no one ever heard of, a black man there commands the attention of the world for months? That ain't my world.

I feel that the same God-force that is the mother and father of the Pope is also the mother and father of the loneliest wino on the planet.

America has the mightiest military on the planet, and they didn't get there with entertainers.

There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.

The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home.

So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans.