Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.

Sing like nobody can hear you, dance like nobody can see you, and love like you've never been hurt.

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

I found doing that kind of comedy without an audience is just... for me, it's almost impossible. You need the audience to do their half of the work.

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so much. You don't see them anymore.

I'm not quite as much of a curmudgeon being old. I'm not cantankerous. But otherwise, I'm about the same.