Once I got a job singing and dancing, a reasonable person might think, "Maybe I should learn how to do this." But no, I never did.
Dick Van DykeSo I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence.
Dick Van DykeDo you know that I was the anchor on the 'CBS Morning Show?' And my newsman was Walter Cronkite.
Dick Van DykeA producer came to me about doing a memoir, and at first I thought, "Well, it's a little bland." But then I realized that almost everything that's happened to me was the result of being in the right place at the right time. And I thought "Well, luck has a lot to do with it," so I wrote it from that perspective.
Dick Van Dyke