Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.
There is no normal life, there's just life.
Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.
Forgive me if I don't shake hands.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Conflict follows wrongdoing as surely as flies follow the herd.