Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.
Forgive me if I don't shake hands.
There is no normal life, there's just life.
If you fellows have been hunted from one end of the country to the other as I have been, you’ll understand what a bad man’s reputation is built on. I’ve had credit for more killings than I ever dreamt of
It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.