Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.
My hypocrisy only goes so far.
Why should I obtain by force that which I can obtain by cheating?
Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.
Conflict follows wrongdoing as surely as flies follow the herd.
If you fellows have been hunted from one end of the country to the other as I have been, you’ll understand what a bad man’s reputation is built on. I’ve had credit for more killings than I ever dreamt of