There is no normal life, there's just life.
It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.
Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.
My hypocrisy only goes so far.
Forgive me if I don't shake hands.