I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

I figure if I keep my health, I have no intention of retiring. I love to work. I want to be like Bob Hope.

You can do anything you want to do as long as you keep a good attitude and keep working at it. But the second you give up, you’re screwed.

I look like a woman, but I think like a man.

I love thinking, I love coming up with great ideas. I just get excited. Sometimes if I get a big idea, I'm just like a kid, like I've found a new toy.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

My lips, I've used collagen. I line my lips with collagen.