I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

lots of women buy just as many wigs and makeup things as I do ... They just don't wear them all at the same time.

I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies.

I never tried quitting, and I never quit trying.

I look like a woman, but I think like a man.

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good.

We can't all be stars; we can't all be leaders. We are all God's creatures, living life, and we have that God light in us and we're supposed to let it shine. And not everybody wants to be like me and stick their neck out to get up on stage and perform. There are those like me, but there are also those that are of a shyer nature. And they're smarter than most of us that are out there showing our asses.