Those people who wake up and they're just beautiful, they're just born that way. Well that ain't me. I gotta work for everything I've got.

I wear make-up, and it gets a little bit thicker every year.

My mistakes are no worse than yours.

Everybody has a purpose.

Some things are strange to me, and some things are odd. But I don't condemn. If you can accept me, I can accept you.

I think gay couples should be allowed to marry. They should suffer just like us heterosexuals.

You can bet there's something fishy going on. I guess some large mouth bass left that lipstick on our shirt.