So many of my relatives didn't get a chance to go to school, and my own Daddy couldn't read or write.

We could afford the price of peace. Love is all it costs.

My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.

You can bet there's something fishy going on. I guess some large mouth bass left that lipstick on our shirt.

Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push up bras.

I'll never harden my heart but I've toughened the muscles around it.

It took me years to eat a lot of shellfish. I was probably 20 years old before I had even seen a shrimp cocktail. I like oysters, but fried.