By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

The things that I can't have I want, And what I have seems second-rate, The things I want to do I can't, And what I have to do I hate.

What man calls civilization always results in deserts.

I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.

If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.

Nearly every night before I go to bed I ask myself, "Have I vibrated in tune with the Infinite today, or have I failed?

Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella