I get up in the morning with an idea for a three-volume novel and by nightfall it's a paragraph in my column.
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.
He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
There is bound to be a certain amount of trouble running any country. If you are president, the trouble happens to you. But if you are a tyrant you can arrange things so that most of the trouble happens to other people.