Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.

Life's too damn funny for me to explain.

Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.

It has been my observation and experience, and that of my family, that nothing human works out well.

what man calls civilizationalways results in desertsman is never on the squarehe uses up the fat and greenery of the eartheach generation wastes a little moreof the future with greed and lust for riches

I once heard the survivors of a colony of ants that had been partially obliterated by a cow's foot seriously debating the intention of the gods towards their civilization.