Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

Life's too damn funny for me to explain.

I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.

A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.

In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.