Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

If the world were not so full of people, and most of them did not have to work so hard, there would be more time for them to get out and lie on the grass, and there would be more grass for them to lie on.

In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.

Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat

A certain alloy of expediency improves the gold of morality and makes it wear all the longer.