The things that I can't have I want, And what I have seems second-rate, The things I want to do I can't, And what I have to do I hate.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

For all of the creeds are false, and all of the creeds are true; And low at the shrines where my brothers bow, there will I bow too; For no form of a god, and no fashion Man has made in his desperate passion, But is worthy some worship of mine; Not too hot with a gross belief, Nor yet too cold with pride, I will bow me down where my brothers bow, Humble, but open eyed.

the high cost of living isnt so bad if you dont have to pay for it

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.