Too many creatures both insects and humans estimate their own value by the amount of minor irritation they are able to cause to greater personalities than themselves.

An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

A certain alloy of expediency improves the gold of morality and makes it wear all the longer.

For him who fain would teach the world The world holds hate in fee- For Socrates, the hemlock cup; For Christ, Gethsemane.

personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble