The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

Just as soon as the uplifters get a country reformed it slips into a nose dive.

Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.

Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

I get up in the morning with an idea for a three-volume novel and by nightfall it's a paragraph in my column.

Insects have their own point of view about civilization a man thinks he amounts to a great deal but to a flea or a mosquito a human being is merely something good to eat.

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.