The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

Nearly every night before I go to bed I ask myself, "Have I vibrated in tune with the Infinite today, or have I failed?

A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.

There is always a comforting thought in time of trouble when it is not our trouble.

In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.

I once heard the survivors of a colony of ants that had been partially obliterated by a cow's foot seriously debating the intention of the gods towards their civilization.

For him who fain would teach the world The world holds hate in fee- For Socrates, the hemlock cup; For Christ, Gethsemane.