The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

I once heard the survivors of a colony of ants that had been partially obliterated by a cow's foot seriously debating the intention of the gods towards their civilization.

In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going.

It would be a colorless world if each individual did not secretly believe himself superior to almost everyone else.

Censors are necessary, increasingly necessary, if America is to avoid having a vital literature.

Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.