It wont be long now it wont be long man is making deserts of the earth it wont be long now before man will have used it up so that nothing but ants and centipedes and scorpions can find a living on it.

Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat

If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.

I would rather start a family than finish one.