I would rather start a family than finish one.

Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella

I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

Between the years of ninety-two and a hundred and two, however, we shall be the ribald, useless, drunken, outcast person we have always wished to be. We shall have a long white beard and long white hair; we shall not walk at all, but recline in a wheel chair and bellow for alcoholic beverages; in the winter we shall sit before the fire with our feet in a bucket of hot water, a decanter of corn whiskey near at hand, and write ribald songs against organized society... We look forward to a disreputable, vigorous, unhonoured, and disorderly old age.

Too many creatures both insects and humans estimate their own value by the amount of minor irritation they are able to cause to greater personalities than themselves.