Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

As the skull of the man grows broader, so do his creeds. And his gods they are shaped in his image and mirror his needs. And he clothes them with thunders and beauty, He clothes them with music and fire, Seeing not, as he bows by their altars, That he worships his own desire.

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat

If the world were not so full of people, and most of them did not have to work so hard, there would be more time for them to get out and lie on the grass, and there would be more grass for them to lie on.

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going.