Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.

The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

My heart hath followed all my days Something I cannot name.