A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going.

I get up in the morning with an idea for a three-volume novel and by nightfall it's a paragraph in my column.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

It wont be long now it wont be long man is making deserts of the earth it wont be long now before man will have used it up so that nothing but ants and centipedes and scorpions can find a living on it.