Nearly every night before I go to bed I ask myself, "Have I vibrated in tune with the Infinite today, or have I failed?

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble

He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.

No form of government matters nearly as much as the spirit and intelligence brought to the administration of any form of government.

I once heard the survivors of a colony of ants that had been partially obliterated by a cow's foot seriously debating the intention of the gods towards their civilization.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.