I once heard the survivors of a colony of ants that had been partially obliterated by a cow's foot seriously debating the intention of the gods towards their civilization.

I get up in the morning with an idea for a three-volume novel and by nightfall it's a paragraph in my column.

The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.

Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.

For all of the creeds are false, and all of the creeds are true; And low at the shrines where my brothers bow, there will I bow too; For no form of a god, and no fashion Man has made in his desperate passion, But is worthy some worship of mine; Not too hot with a gross belief, Nor yet too cold with pride, I will bow me down where my brothers bow, Humble, but open eyed.

Insects have their own point of view about civilization a man thinks he amounts to a great deal but to a flea or a mosquito a human being is merely something good to eat.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.