Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue

The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat

Old godheads sink in space and drown Their arks like foundered galleons sucked down.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.

Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat

The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.