Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

Just as soon as the uplifters get a country reformed it slips into a nose dive.

I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.

Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.