It would be a colorless world if each individual did not secretly believe himself superior to almost everyone else.

There is bound to be a certain amount of trouble running any country. If you are president, the trouble happens to you. But if you are a tyrant you can arrange things so that most of the trouble happens to other people.

This is another day! Are its eyes blurred with maudlin grief for any wasted past? A thousand thousand failures shall not daunt! Let dust clasp dust, death, death; I am alive!

Many a man spanks his children for things his own father should have spanked out of him.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

I love you as New Englanders love pie!

The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.